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Porch prayer

There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front porch,  raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: 'PRAISE THE  LORD!' 

One day an atheist moved into the house next  door.   He became irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: 'THERE IS NO LORD!'

Time passed with the two of them carrying on  this   way every day.

One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord! 

The next morning she stepped out onto her porch  and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting  there. 

'PRAISE THE LORD!' she cried out. 'HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!'

The atheist neighbor jumped out of the  hedges   and shouted:
'THERE IS NO LORD; I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!'

The little old lady threw her arms into the air  and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD!
HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE  DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!' 

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