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Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace

October 30, 2013
At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation; "Is there any Man or Woman here who knows anything that will make this

What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?

October 03, 2013
Question: What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?  Answer: Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.

Snake versus Lawyer

October 03, 2013
Question: What is the difference between a poisonous snake and a lawyer?  Answer: You can make a pet out of the snake.

Stranded on Island

October 03, 2013
Four out of five doctors say that if they were stranded on a deserted island with no lawyers, they wouldn't need any aspirin.  

Beating a Lawyer

October 03, 2013
Question: What do you get if you beat the sh*t out of a lawyer? Answer: An empty suit.

Definition of Lawyer

October 03, 2013
Lawyer: someone who makes sure that he gets what's coming to you.  

How was copper wire invented?

October 03, 2013
Question: How was copper wire invented?  Answer: Two lawyers arguing over a penny.

Lawyer versus Boxing Referee

October 03, 2013
Question: What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee? Answer: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

Birth control for lawyers

October 03, 2013
Question: What do lawyers use for birth control?  Answer: Their personalities.

Missing Money

October 03, 2013
Question: The tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and an expensive, dishonest lawyer are in the same room. There is a $500 bill on a table

Robot Lawyer

October 03, 2013
Lawyers are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.  

Late Lawyer

October 03, 2013
The lawyer wandered home at 3 AM. His wife became very upset, telling him, "You're late! You said you'd be home by 11:45!" The lawyer

Applying for a Job

October 03, 2013
Applying for a job, a new lawyer was asked if paying back his law school tuition would be any special problem. He replied that he

Jury

October 03, 2013
A jury is a collection of people banded together to decide who hired the better lawyer.  

Jehovah's Witness

October 03, 2013
A lawyer was asked if he would like to become a Jehovah's Witness. He declined, as he hadn't seen the accident, but would still be

Female prosecutors versus terrorists

October 03, 2013
Question: What's the difference between female prosecutors and terrorists?  Answer: You can negotiate with terrorists.

Lawyers in Graves

October 03, 2013
Question: Why are lawyers buried in deeper graves than other folks? Answer: Deep down, they're much nicer people.

Lawyers in Sand

October 03, 2013
Question: What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?  Answer: Not enough sand.

Porcupine versus Lawyers

October 03, 2013
Question: What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?  Answer: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Prostitute in Law School

October 03, 2013
Question: What do you get if you send a prostitute to law school? Answer: A f***ing know-it-all.

How many lawyers to screw a light bulb?

October 03, 2013
Question: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: How many can you afford?

Lying Attorney?

October 03, 2013
Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie?  Answer: His lips begin to move.

Mama Biker

October 03, 2013
Mama Biker

That's huge!

October 03, 2013
That's huge!

Watermelon Bra

October 03, 2013
Watermelon Bra

Big Mama on Dance Floor

October 03, 2013
Big Mama on Dance Floor

Large Mama

October 03, 2013
Large Mama

Tough day for bride

October 03, 2013
Tough day for bride

Tough Marriage

October 03, 2013
Tough Marriage

Woman protecting baby

October 03, 2013
Woman protecting baby

Large Mamas!

October 03, 2013
Large Mamas!

Shine bright like a diamond

October 03, 2013
Shine bright like a diamond

Mama's makeup gone wrong

October 03, 2013
Mama's makeup gone wrong

Definition of MOM

October 03, 2013
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Son: Isn't that what MOM stands for?

Are your clothes not tight enough?

October 03, 2013
Are your clothes not tight enough?

Faulty husband

October 03, 2013
A letter sent by this woman to her family: "Dear family, I have a husband I can't trust! He cheats so much! I'm not even sure the baby I'm
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