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Personalities - Explained

July 12, 2013
The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads:FIRST THE WOMEN:40-ish.................. 48Adventurer.............. Has had more partners than you everwillAthletic................ Flat-chestedAverage looking......... UglyBeautiful............... Pathological liarContagious Smile........

Married to a Twin

July 12, 2013
Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then ayear later he was in court filing for divorce."Tell the court why you want

Swapping Partners

July 12, 2013
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be herhusband's bestfriend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, whilethey're just layingthere,

The Raffle Ticket

July 12, 2013
A women exclaims to her husband one day at dinner, that shehad been thinking of getting out more with the girls. Out ofrespect to her

Relatives?

July 12, 2013
A couple drove several miles down a country road, not sayinga word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neitherwanted to concede their position.

Love, Lust and Marriage

July 12, 2013
LOVE -When your eyes meet across a crowded room.LUST -When your tongues meet across a crowded room.MARRIAGE -When you try to lose your spouse in

Small World

July 12, 2013
Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf becausethe two ladies in front of them managed to get into everysand trap, lake, and

A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood

July 12, 2013
A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood. He wants to buy hiswife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behindthe counter goes and

Adjusting to Marriage

July 12, 2013
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses problems. We met agood friend of ours recently, the morning after his wedding,brooding over a drink in a local bar."What’s

Going Fishing

July 12, 2013
A man phoned home from his office and told his wife,"Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishingfor a week. It's

Through All the Bad Times

July 12, 2013
The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a comafor several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside everysingle day. One day,

His Needs / Her Needs

July 12, 2013
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passionis heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don'tfeel like it, I

Dividing Everything Equally

July 12, 2013
At Burger King an elderly couple ordered one burger, oneorder of fries and one coke with two glasses.When they got to their booth, the man

"Ten Dollars"

July 12, 2013
Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland,Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair, and everyyear Stumpy said, "Ya know Mahtha, I'd

Dearest, My Love

July 12, 2013
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris,the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearingterms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling,

The Mistress

July 12, 2013
A married couple was enjoying a dinner out when astatuesque blonde walked over to their table, exchanged warmgreetings with the husband and walked off. "Who

Cat Food Diet

July 12, 2013
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night andafter a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes hometo fix her husband dinner

Rancher's 50th Anniversary

July 12, 2013
While enjoying an Early morning breakfast in a northernArizona café, four elderly ranchers were discussingeverything from cattle, horses, and weather to how thingsused to be

Newlyweds

July 12, 2013
A newlywed couple is getting ready for bed when the husbandsays, "Honey, now that we're married, it's okay for me to seeyour body. Would you

Why Did You Have To Die?

July 12, 2013
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearlydeparted mother and started back toward his car when hisattention was diverted to another man

Friends

July 12, 2013
"How could you shoot your old buddy?""I thought he was an elk in the bushes.""Well, then did you understand it was a person?""Of course, but

The Difference Between Men and Women

July 12, 2013
Q: What is the difference between men and women?A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A manwants every woman to satisfy

She Said . . . He Hears

July 12, 2013
What a woman says:This place is a mess! C'mon!You and I need to clean up!Your stuff is lying on the floor andyou'll have no clothes

The "Cheating Spouse" Trap

July 12, 2013
A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs togo on a business trip for several days, so he decides toset a trap

The Funeral

July 12, 2013
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their localgolf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the greenwhen

Sam Returns Home From War

July 12, 2013
Sam had been a soldier at war for more than three years,during which he had been in many battles and won manydecorations. He was finally
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