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There's a Fly in My Beer

July 12, 2013
A Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot go out to a pub and order 3pints. They each find a fly floating on the top of

Enjoy your Next Beer

July 12, 2013
Enjoy your next beer!It seems that a lot of peopleare dieting recently, trying everything from anall-carbohydrate to an all-protein mix. I have anothersuggestion, one that

It's gonna fall off!

July 12, 2013
This guy walks into a doctor's office, interrupting anappointment. "Doc, you gotta help me! I'm turning orangedown there! It's gonna fall off! The doctor, who

Drinker's Alphabet

July 12, 2013
Drinker's AlphabetA is for Alcohol :The key to surviving college B is forBeer :The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great forchugging C is for

Shopping for the Hired Help

July 12, 2013
The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject ofChristmas presents with her maid. "Now what about thebutler?" the rich woman said. "A set of wine

The Top 13 Signs You've Hired The Wrong Magician (Part I)

July 12, 2013
13. Saws a gummie bear in half, then puts it back together.12. Insists that his magic won't work if he puts his clothesback on.11. "The

Polish Grenade

July 12, 2013
Q: What do you do when a Polish person throws a grenade atyou?A: You pull the pin and throw it back.

Levitating Beer

July 12, 2013
These two strangers are having a drink at a bar. The oneorders a beer and drinks it down rightaway and then sighswith pleasure. He immedietly

Santa is NOT a Woman

July 12, 2013
Santa Claus is not a woman. Here's why:First, Christmas would be late every year. The line at thedepartment store would never move because Santa would

Possible

July 12, 2013
The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become whenthey grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over theroom. "A football player,"

Why is American Beer Served Cold?

July 12, 2013
"Why is American beer served cold?So you can tell it from urine."

Beer Research

July 12, 2013
Yesterday, scientists at Johns Hopkins revealed that beercontains small traces of female hormones. To prove theirtheory they fed 100 men 12 cans of beer and

The Geinie at the Bar

July 12, 2013
One night a guy walked into a bar and sat down next to thisguy. He looks over and sees that he has a little piano

Picture in My Pocket

July 12, 2013
It was late one night when a man walked into a bar. He satdown and asked the bartender to bring him a beer. Thebartender did

Buy Everyone a Round

July 12, 2013
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with adrunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in thehouse a drink, pour yourself one, and

Get a Rope

July 12, 2013
There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high ona cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way toreach the monastery

Musical Humor

July 12, 2013
The Philadelphia Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth.In the piece, there's a long passage -- about 20 minutes --during which the bass violinists have nothing to

Fly in the Beer

July 12, 2013
An englshman, american, and a canadian went to a pub for abeer. When the draft was delivered they each noticed a flyfloating on top. The

Alternative Meanings

July 12, 2013
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work atMcDonald's.Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.Bernadette: The act of torching your mortgage.Burglarize: What a crook sees

Sobriety Test

July 12, 2013
This man at the side of the road was fixing his flat tire.A police car stops behind his and the officer strolls to himto offer

More from the Space Race

July 12, 2013
A certain eastern european country was eager to throw itshat into the ring. In a special session of the United Nationsthey shocked everyone, by announcing

Sober - Defined

July 12, 2013
SOBER: The condition in which it is almost impossible tofall in love.

Wife Ran Away With Best Friend

July 12, 2013
Did you hear the one about the guy who rushed into the barand told the bartender, The beers are on me!. "My wife ranaway with

Honeymoon Room

July 12, 2013
While inspecting their honeymoon hotel room, the bridediscovered a little box attached to the bed."What's this for?" she asked her husband."If you put a quarter

Drunk Driving Test

July 12, 2013
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200yards further he's stopped by a police officer.Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing

His v. Hers Directions

July 12, 2013
HER DIRECTIONS:80 (SF). Just after the weight station near Cordelia (Ithink), will be an exit for 14 (Sonoma and Napa). Take it.Follow it all the
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