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Who is a Muslim here?

December 13, 2013
A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth machette and asked “Who is a muslim here?” The whole mosque went as silent as a

School Days are Over

December 13, 2013
The following transpired in Akpos’ class: Wale stands up and tells the teacher, “I saw the strap of your bra.” Teacher Janet reacts angrily: Wale!! Get out!,

Strike notice from Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria To Girlfriends

December 13, 2013
From: The Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria To Girlfriends With regards to the meeting held today, the Boyfriend Association of Nigeria decided to go on a

Robot

December 13, 2013
Akpos buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. AKPOS : Son, where were you today? Son :

In the Arms of a Woman

December 13, 2013
An inspirational speaker said: “The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.” Audience were in shock and

Surprising Zero percent

December 13, 2013
Akpos got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct! Do you feel that he was wrongly penalised? The questions

The Invitation to Heaven

December 13, 2013
One day God called Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates to heaven for a meeting. The meeting was on a Sunday and God informed

The Precious Hat

December 13, 2013
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the

Mortuary attendant

December 13, 2013
Akpos, a Mortuary Attendant was receiving bodies .When he saw this body with the name Mike on it with the longest penis he had ever

Shocking Zero percent

December 07, 2013
Peter got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct! Do you feel that he was wrongly penalised? The questions and

Any muslims in the mosque?

December 07, 2013
A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth machette and asked “Who is a muslim here?” The whole mosque went as silent as a

Ghanaian party

November 21, 2013
(1) You were given one invitation card, but you invite 20 other friends. (2) You call the attention of the people serving food by

Messing With My Wife

November 21, 2013
An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a longillness.The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and lookedO'Malley in the eye, and said, "I've

Just Homesick

November 21, 2013
A trucker who has been out of the road for two weeks stops at a Brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam,

Smoking Zone

November 21, 2013
A man entered doctor’s office smoking his pipe. This is what ensued between them:Doctor: Man do not smoke in my office — this office is

Why didn't you tell me the dog was a christian?

November 21, 2013
A dog died and the owner took it to a pastor and asked if he could organise a funeral service forthe dead animal.Pastor: No we

Two Thieves

November 21, 2013
A lady with big boobs entered a bus. She had a rosary around her neck with the cross between her boobs. A guy was sitting beside

Pop Quiz

November 19, 2013
Teacher: What is a Verb?Peter: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.Teacher: What are you saying?Peter: It is a complete sentence sir.Teacher: Are

Angry Wife

November 14, 2013
One day, a woman asked her son to call her husband to ask him what he wanted her to cook for dinner.After the sixth time

Mike's Trophy

November 14, 2013
A mortuary attendant was receiving bodies when he saw this body with thename Mike on it with the longest dickey he had ever seen. He

Job Qualifications

November 10, 2013
A foremost Political Party in Nigeria , popularly referred to as "The Ruling Party", requires for immediate appointment into the House of Representatives, a qualified

Marriage

November 10, 2013
BEFORE MARRIAGE.....HE: Yes. At last! It was so hard to wait.SHE: Do you want me to leave?HE: No! Don't even think about it!SHE: Do you

Hardworking Bob

November 10, 2013
Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too

Bastard

November 10, 2013
I just got this .....enjoyPls read through this converastion …GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice

Lawyer and Jamaican

November 10, 2013
A lawyer and a Jamaican are sitting next to each other on a long flight.The lawyer is thinking that Jamaicans are so dumb that he

Man's Request

November 10, 2013
God created the donkey and said to him, "You will be a donkey. You will work untiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your

Pay Or Go To Jail

November 10, 2013
On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to

Smart Contractor

November 10, 2013
Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from Nigeria, another from Germany, and the third from France.At the end

How was I born?

November 10, 2013
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will

New Creation

November 05, 2013
Paul was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Pastor said: "You are now baptized. You are a new creation

Who's is the real fool here?

October 30, 2013
(1) A man who goes to the the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. (2) A guy who removes his shoes to enter

Human Beings

October 30, 2013
A little girl asked her mother,"How did the human race come about?" The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so

Grass Dinner

October 30, 2013
A rich man was in his new limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he

Hot Shot

October 30, 2013
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man

WAEC examination

October 30, 2013
In WAEC examination, Akpos was asked to complete the following: 1) WAEC : He who fights and run away? AKPOS : E don surrender be dat, na

Lost And Found

October 30, 2013
Guy returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside,she got confused & said, "but
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