Tired of wasting your life at work, yet not of receiving a paycheck? Wish you weren't working?
Well, if you're lazy and you wish to pretend you are working at work, then this article is for you,my friend!
Top management can get away with lots of things,such as sitting idle for a long time and having a clean desk,but for the rest of us, it looks like you're not working hard enough.
So follow my lead here...
To create an impression of a hard working person try to look concentrated, and shift around from time to time to look like you're thinking.
Really helps when you inhale deeply and loudly and exhale with the same volume occasionally, it shows the stress that you're enduring.
Don't keep your desk Too clean.
You need to build huge piles of documents around your workspace (to the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts)
Pile them high and wide.
If you see somebody is coming to your table, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and with a serious, intrigued and focused facial expression look for it when they arrive.
Wear headphones if you're planning to watch videos or play some games. This will make it look like you're listening to the music while you work and motivating yourself.
Take regular breaks.
You wouldn't skip breaks if you were actually working, so don't skip them when you are pretending to work!!!
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