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Evidence

December 12, 2013
AKPOS: I want to buy dog food. Seller: Do you have a dog?. AKPOS: Yes Seller: Where is it?. AKPOS: At home. Seller: Sorry, i

Materialistic Akpos

December 12, 2013
Akpos had a serious accident with his brand new car. A police officer nearby ran to the scene to help them out.   Akpors ran out of

You Saved me

December 12, 2013
  Akpos, who had been struggling to cope financially, found a bag of money on the ground, and called into an FM radio station Akpos :

Why I Did not Study

December 12, 2013
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his teacher: Teacher: Why didn’t you study? Akpos: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away

Customer is Always Right

December 12, 2013
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his boss: Boss : Akpos, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before

Wife Control

December 12, 2013
A pastor announced,”If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left”. All the men in the church moved to Left except Akpos. The pastor was

Made in Aba

December 12, 2013
Akpos is sitting at a bar, and thinking about his life, when all of a sudden, Ironman, the town’s most notorious thug smacks Akpos in

Blessed are They

December 12, 2013
A Reverend father was praying over the offering in church. Akpos opened his eyes and saw the father taking five thousand naira out of the bowl. The

The Curse

December 12, 2013
Akpos goes to see a wizard and says “can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?” “Maybe” says the wizard, “if you

The Monkey

December 12, 2013
  AKPOS: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? AKPOS: I saw a mouse in my house! JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do

Swimming in the Dam

December 12, 2013
One day, three girls went swimming in a nearby dam. They undressed and went on with their business. Twenty minutes later, Akpos came and stood next

Pastor Akpos

December 12, 2013
Akpos, a highly revered pastor tells wife on a Thursday morning that he’s leaving for a three day prophetic conference. Wife: Darling, let’s share a word

You are Beautiful

December 12, 2013
Akpos attended a church service one Sunday. He sat beside a very ugly girl. While the pastor was preaching he said, “Tell the person seated next

Akpos and the American Lawyer

December 12, 2013
An American lawyer and Akpos, a Nigerian, are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb

Mother and Son

December 12, 2013
A man and a woman walked into a guest house and requested to spend d night. The owner of d guest house, Mr Ben, a

Girlfriend’s Contact List

December 12, 2013
Akpos was scrolling through his girlfriend’s phone and saw funny names saved in the contact list like; Emeka Stingy, Rafael Blacky, Ogaga Long teeth, Friday big ear. He was just

Bill Gates

December 12, 2013
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his mum. Enjoy it: Mother: Akpos. I have a confession to make. I should have told you long ago

Prisoner

December 12, 2013
Akpos’ newly wedded bride tells him, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me

Just joking

December 12, 2013
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Girl: Hello Akpos: My love how are you doing? Girl: I’m fine. Akpos: Will you be free this weekend? Can

Where do you live?

December 12, 2013
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a policeman   POLICE: Where do you live ? AKPOS : With my parents POLICE : Where does your parents

The Interview

December 12, 2013
Following is how Akpos fared when he interviewed for a job recently: Interviwer: Tell me the opposite of good. Akpos: Bad. Interviewer: Come. Akpos: Go. Interviewer: Ugly. Akpos: Fine. Interviewer: You are wrong! Akpos:

The Problem has been Solved

December 12, 2013
In a mathematics class, the teacher wrote on the blackboard 8xy+3gy-14(18/3)= 3g-7yx Then he called little Akpors and said “Pls Akpors come and solve this little problem for

Sad Story

December 12, 2013
Akpos,Tito and  John decided to go to China for vacation. Since they were new to the place they had to stay in a hotel. And their

Straight to the University

December 12, 2013
A female teacher was having a problem with Akpos in her class of 3rd grade. Akpos said ‘M’am, I should be in 4th grade, i’m smarter

Akpos and wife: Of perfumes and lipsticks

December 12, 2013
Here is the latest conversation between Akpos and his wife: Ekatte: You were smelling of women’s perfume when you came home, where did you get it? Akpos:

Woman and Baby

December 12, 2013
A bus is traveling from Accra to Wa. Akpos is sitting next to a woman who is trying to breastfeed her baby. The baby refuses to suck

Police Exam

December 12, 2013
Akpos was taking his final exam at Police College in Kano. Here is one of the questions: “You are on patrol in the outskirts of Kano

Akpos and Armed Robber

December 12, 2013
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and an armed robber: Armed robber: Your money or your life? Akpos: I don’t have money and I have given my

BB Porsche

December 12, 2013
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend, Joy. Joy: Honey, do you still love me like before? Akpos: Yes love! My love for you will

Teacher Akpo's English Class

December 12, 2013
One  Monday morning, Mr. Tinko, an inspector from the Ministry of Education paid a surprise visit to Teacher Akpos English class and engaged the students.   Mr

Wealthy Family

December 12, 2013
Akpos visited a friend fr0m a very rich family. The following conversation ensued between Akpos and the  maid: MAID: What would u like to have, fruit

The Pharmacist

December 12, 2013
Teacher: Who is a pharmacist? Akpos raised up his hand. Teacher: So it’s only Akpos that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? So there is

The Year 1994

December 12, 2013
Akpos was inside a bus going to his village when he suddenly realised that the purse containing all his money was missing Somebody had picked it from his pocket.

I Love you, Honey

December 12, 2013
  A group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with their wives. The men were asked, “How

Time of the Prophets

December 12, 2013
A Man stops Akpos’ taxi, entered it and said “Please turn off the radio for in the time of the prophet, there was no radio and

Job Benefits

December 12, 2013
Akpos was called for an interview by Chevron based on his performance while working for shell. INTERVIEWER: What is your current pay at Shell and what
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