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Hungry Baby

July 12, 2013
There was this child who was crying saying to her mother am hungry,am hungry and the woman replied oo get away was is not only

The Thief and the Pupil

July 12, 2013
A thief broke into a house and realising the occupants were not so rich,decided to pick everything in the house away.He had almost swept the

A sign of the times. See names of Churches in our country!

July 12, 2013
While browsing through NL recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria. I've

National Hero

July 12, 2013
Ghanaian News HeadlinesLatest news in town; Akua serwah survives the 7.1 magnitude earth quake in a small town in New Zealand.Bravo!!! Akua, you are our

Sir in Past Tense

July 12, 2013
A grade 2 teacher taught his class past tense. kojo was absent the next day. he came late the following day so the teacher told

Marriage Blues

July 12, 2013
  CASE 1  Getting married is like going to a restaurant  with friends. You order what you want, then when you  see what the other fellow has,

The use of the Past Tense

July 12, 2013
a teacher thought his class past tense. the next day, one of the student called kofi was absent, and he came late the following day,

The Three Peacekeepers

July 12, 2013
There were three peacekeepers. One American, Cuban and a Russian, traveling by Trian. They met a lady on the move. The lady  came and sat

Life Is Fun

July 12, 2013
I love being married.it's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.    Never go to

Cocolastic

July 12, 2013
there lived 2 guys who visit their friend.when they get their friend ask what should i offer u.one was i need fanta & the other

Planning for the After-Life

July 12, 2013
An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a longillness.The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and lookedO'Malley in the eye, and said, "I've

Beer Troubleshooting

July 12, 2013
BEER TROUBLESHOOTINGSYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points towardceiling.SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.FAULT: Improper

Cuckoo Clock

July 12, 2013
At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just intime to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quicklycoming up with

Beer President's Have a Beer

July 12, 2013
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all thebrewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.The guyfrom Corona sits down and says, "Hey

An Ocean of Beer

July 12, 2013
Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramaticescape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through theboat's provisions, one of the men stumbled

What Your Drink Says About You

July 12, 2013
Bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman'spersonality based on what she drinks. Though interviewedseparately, they concurred on almost all counts.The results:Drink: BeerPersonality: Casual,

Bet With Caution

July 12, 2013
One day a drunk man told the bartender, "I'll bet you $100that I can bite my right eye." The bartender grinned andsaid, "Okay, you drunk."

Homer Simpson Quote

July 12, 2013
"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me solet's just do this and I'll get back to killing you withbeer."--- Homer

The Beer Prayer

July 12, 2013
Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hallowed be thy drink,Thy will be drunk,(I will be drunk),At home as I am in the tavern.Give us this day our

Beer Warning Labels

July 12, 2013
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to tellthe same boring story over and over again until your friendswant to smash your head in.WARNING,

Get The Manager

July 12, 2013
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quietrural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comesover immediately.When he arrives, she

The Beer Test

July 12, 2013
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggestedthat men should take a look at their beer consumption,considering the results of a recent analysis that revealedthe presence of

Drunk Driver?

July 12, 2013
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closingtime, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb,and

Thinking On Your Feet

July 12, 2013
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of themarket. A man came in and asked to buy half a head oflettuce. The

Two Men From Scotland

July 12, 2013
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asksif he could buy him a drink."Why of course", comes the reply.The

The Drunk That Won't Leave

July 12, 2013
A really sloppy drunk is draped over the bar. The bartendertells him, "OK, you've had enough. I'm not going to serve youanymore, so get out
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