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Thinking On Your Feet

July 12, 2013
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of themarket. A man came in and asked to buy half a head oflettuce. The

The Oedipus Complex

July 12, 2013
Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got marriedto a widow who was pretty as could be.This widow had a grown-up daughter

How Old Scotch?

July 12, 2013
Angus McClod walks into a bar and asks for a bottle offorty-year old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to go downto the basement and deplete

Drinking Contest

July 12, 2013
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice tothe crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunchof

Toilet paper

July 12, 2013
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plasticsurgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey,you don't need surgery to

Top Ten Fun Things To Hide In Your Boss' Office

July 12, 2013
10. A "baby monitor." Makes those closed door meetingseasier to hear.9. A pregnancy test kit with a positive result and anunsigned note saying, "I told

Female Hormones in Beer?

July 12, 2013
FLASH!!!Breaking NewsYesterday scientists revealed that beer contains smalltraces of female hormones. To prove their theory, thescientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beerand observed that

The Patch

July 12, 2013
Three guys are riding in their truck, drinking beer, havinga good ol' time. The driver looks in the mirror and sees theflashing lights of a

Golf - Stung by a Bee

July 12, 2013
A woman runs into the golf course pro shop and screams, "Iwas just stung by a bee!"The golf pro asks, "Where?"Still screaming, the woman replies,

Drinking for His Brothers

July 12, 2013
There were these three brothers that were very close to eachother. The brothers always went to a local bar onevery Friday at 5:30 on the

The Devil

July 12, 2013
The Devil walks into a crowded bar. When the people see whoit is,they all run out except this one old man. So the devilwalks up

Can You Spare a Few Dollars?

July 12, 2013
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a NewYork City subway when a beggar approaches them asking forspare change.Frank adamantly rejects the man

The Smile Test

July 12, 2013
A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie aboutthe frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test totell for certain how often someone

Drunk Driver

July 12, 2013
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weavingviolently all over the road. An Irish cop pulls him over."So," says the cop

The Blonde and the Ventriloquist

July 12, 2013
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops toentertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through hisusual run of stupid blonde

The Official Drinking Scale - UK Perspective

July 12, 2013
0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet.1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling ofwell-being.2 - Beer warming up head.

The Buffalo Theory of Beer Drinking and Brain Development

July 12, 2013
The Buffalo Theory of Beer Drinking and Brain DevelopmentA herd of buffalo can only move as fast as theslowest buffalo, much like the brain can

The Homer Simpson Beer Song

July 12, 2013
DOH - The stuff that buys me beer. RAY - The guy who sellsme beer. ME - The guys who drinks the beer. FAR -

You're Not Getting Older . . .

July 12, 2013
For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake withthis inscription: "You are not getting older. You are justgetting better."Asked how he wanted the

Roles in the Christmas Play

July 12, 2013
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant attheir church. At dinner that night, they got into an argumentas to who had the

Why don't Cubans take showers?

July 12, 2013
Q: Why don't Cubans take showers?A: Because they are always washing up on shore.

Women Talk More Than Men

July 12, 2013
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more thanmen, showed her a study which indicated that men use on theaverage only 15,000 words

Condom Problems

July 12, 2013
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting thatmany men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. Theysay they cause severe swelling. So what's the

Pardon Me

July 12, 2013
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mothersaid her breasts would increase in size each time a man says,"Pardon" to her.She walked down the

Ken's Letter to Santa

July 12, 2013
Dear Santa,I understand that one of my colleagues has petitioned youfor changes in her contract, specifically asking foranatomical and career changes.In addition, it is my

An Old Beer's Tale

July 12, 2013
HummmHE GRABBED ME AROUND MY SLENDER NECKICOULD NOT CALL OR SCREAM.HE DRAGGED ME TO MY DINGY ROOMWHERE WE COULD NOT BE SEEN.HE TORE AWAY MY
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